Meet Our Team

Directly related to that one rat from Flushed Away

Spiritually Irish

Fell once as a tour guide (no one will ever forget)

J*** N**s

Is sorry (for everything)

Fought Aarush in the drippiest fit and won.

Two improv teams, two jobs, bro might be real life Hannah Montana

Proudest male feminist

piou piou

0-3 in Hivesgiving fights (only fights women)

D1 Liar.

I am Webmaster!

All your quips are belong to ME!

Also: unfunny and sucks.

Colin Crook in training

Died from too much pussy popping

Who let the dogs out? It's Sai.

Three tiny old men in a trenchcoat.

Hive nepo hire

"To succeed, you must have the willingness to try, the determination to succeed, and the passion to carry you through - George Stephenson"

- Aashi Shah

Resting stoned face

A mere digital facsimile of his true power

Will serenade your girl with his angelic voice.

Could like almost do the splits if she kept practicing

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The man, the myth, the npc.
Periodically phases out of reality, mostly during team meetings by coincidence

Tumbler sexy-man given form (evil included)

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"No, trust me guys! I have a LOT of aura, but only when I'm facing away from the camera!"
-Cope Expert

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Socializes primarily by doing homework near you, in a charming way though.

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Known as G-MONEY to those who need to know
Won auditions by doing a set while holding a handstand

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Holy shit, that cat is almost bigger than you

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